Philadelphia Walking Tour: A Lot of Colonial Nonsense

We all know George Washington didn't chop down a cherry tree, so why do we keep telling that story? Americans love myths about the Founding Fathers that make us feel proud. But behind the grand storie

We all know George Washington didn't chop down a cherry tree, so why do we keep telling that story? Americans love myths about the Founding Fathers that make us feel proud. But behind the grand stories of brilliance and triumph, we find imperfect people who were only human—kind, cruel, funny, and very rarely chopping down trees. Here's what makes this tour different: We talk about what's being quietly removed from National Park Service displays. The stories that complicate the narrative. The details that don't fit neatly into patriotic mythology. This is history before it gets sanitized. This is an intentionally small group tour—capped at just a handful of people—because these conversations deserve more than a megaphone and a crowd. You'll have space to ask questions and grapple with who these men actually were versus who we've needed them to be. Small group. Big conversations. The history they're editing out.

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Location: Philadelphia

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Q&A

Q: What should I wear for the Philadelphia Walking Tour? Is it going to be a lot of walking?

A: Definitely wear comfy shoes since you'll be walking quite a bit around Philly! Dress for the weather, since it can get hot in the summer or chilly in early spring. Layers are key. This isn't a hard trek, but you'll want to be prepared for a few hours on your feet.

Q: Is this tour suitable for kids or teens? What's the age limit?

A: The tour is really targeted at adults due to the discussions about historical figures and their complexities, but teens with an interest in history might enjoy it too! Generally, there’s no strict age limit, but younger kids might not find it as engaging. If you're unsure, maybe check with the guide first!

Q: Can this tour be rescheduled if something comes up?

A: Yes, you can usually reschedule! It's better to contact Offbeat Philly directly to see what their policy is, but they've been pretty accommodating in the past. Just make sure to reach out as soon as you know you can't make it.

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Just did the Colonial Nonsense tour — mind blown!

I went on the Philadelphia Walking Tour: A Lot of Colonial Nonsense last weekend, and wow, it was way more intriguing than I expected! Our guide was super knowledgeable and shared so many behind-the-scenes stories about the Founding Fathers that you don't hear in school. I loved how the group was small; it felt intimate and allowed for real discussions. Highly recommend as a gift for history buffs or anyone who loves a good convo about America’s past!

Thinking about gifting this tour - any tips?

I’m considering the Philadelphia Walking Tour: A Lot of Colonial Nonsense for my mom’s birthday. She’s really into American history and storytelling. Is this tour good for someone who’s more of a casual history fan? And what’s the vibe like?